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Post Masturbatory Sorrow

See and here I thought only Christians cried after masturbating. I guess we all die a little inside every time we work that gherkin.

Mostly because there's not a VAGINA ATTACHED TO IT!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* :(

Flashback

This flashed me back, especially at the end when I saw the Casio. I had that very same model, you know, the one where you can record your voice. I must have spent 1000 hours recording the phrase "Fart in a barrel" and laughing my little kid ass off because I thought it was funny.

I guess the short version of all that was, "wow what a flashback to the 80's style" Great piece.

Classic

I hope your teacher wasn't some stuck up conservative who gave you bad marks because you offended them with some good ol' S&M and dog munching.

FoxHound1984 responds:

lol! Fortunately for me, he actually really appreciated it :D

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Allllllrighty then

Congrats on the efforts, but not worth posting here really. You should incorporate that in a bigger project and then submit it after completion.

While it is an open flash portal, things like this tend to get blammed 10 minutes after they show up.

ZOMG! It's ZORK with Muffins!!

You guys remember ZORK right? If not go find it. "You are standing west of a small house" vs. "You are standing with a muffin" nice game. Couldn't stop playing for ten minutes even after I found *spoiler spoiler spoiler* :)

Yay!

This is original as far as I know. I've not seen it before either way. Very very inventive.

Recent Audio Reviews

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WafflesSucks SUCKS!

This song is awesome, but there's something you should know...

about 5 pages back a D-bag named WafflesSucks posted a 1 and ragged on techno, then OMG! OMG OMG OMG! You should hear the

TUUUUUUUUURDDD he has up on his page.

Seriously check it out and vote for yourself.

Warning, it sounds like that one uncle you have that always comes over to crash and brings his guitar and plays all night in his boxers... only he's singing into a coffee can.

But this song here! THIS ONE ROCKS MY COX OFF!!!!

P.S. I'm not PROMOTING and outside unrelated site, I'm asking for you to DEMOTE that one loser.

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