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[Rwd: 021 Meet'n'fuck]

Post Masturbatory Sorrow

See and here I thought only Christians cried after masturbating. I guess we all die a little inside every time we work that gherkin.

Mostly because there's not a VAGINA ATTACHED TO IT!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* :(

[Electro Gypsy]

Flashback

This flashed me back, especially at the end when I saw the Casio. I had that very same model, you know, the one where you can record your voice. I must have spent 1000 hours recording the phrase "Fart in a barrel" and laughing my little kid ass off because I thought it was funny.

I guess the short version of all that was, "wow what a flashback to the 80's style" Great piece.

[Yodel A Yeti]

Classic

I hope your teacher wasn't some stuck up conservative who gave you bad marks because you offended them with some good ol' S&M and dog munching.

FoxHound1984 responds:

lol! Fortunately for me, he actually really appreciated it :D

[Scorpion VS NES]

ROFLMAO!!!!

And I haven't said that since the 90's!

You need to cease amasing me, because that was a masterpiece!!!

MORE MORE MORE!!!

[Aphrodite]

Deep

The first thing I was thinking was "I hope he totally got into some chick's pants for this", but at the end it actually made me wonder if you lost a loved one and this was dedicated to her. Either way it made me feel, and not a lot makes me feel anymore.

Kudos galore Sir Genius.

P.S.: Tell me you didn't lose someone, coz you didn't do the dedication thing at the end.

rlkahwe4kl responds:

Hmm, the girl this was for will know it if she sees it... i didn't need to dedicate it to her, she's not dead... she might as well be though. I appreciate your comment.

[Wolfenstein 3D Headshot]

Sweet

Yeah I'll be saying HEADSHOT! for the rest of my life! Good show old bean.

[MK vs. SF 3]

Good Parts Bad Parts

OK first off, wow, that's a crap load of beautiful animation technique, if there were separate sections that would get a 20 out of 10, but the storyline was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo drawn out.

If I'm honest, I was waiting for Akuma to tell Ryu "I wish I knew how to quit you" and see a spit and poke scene straight out of Brokeback.

Once the fight started with Chameleon I just kept looking at the power meters and thinking "OK this is MUGEN or some other edited game program." and in a louder tone over that an echoing "WHEN IS THIS OVER"

I couldn't wait to get to the end.... in fact If it wasn't in the rules that you have to I wouldn't have, but I wanted to be fair.

SO 7 for the average

[Around The World!]

Meh

0 for interest
5 for content
2 for filesize (13 megs for a monkey walking to a 45 second loop?)
10 for obvious hard work.

ergo 4.25 total, but I'll round it up.